May 15th / 200,544 notesthat awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
May 14th / 13,333 notes“Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes
Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.
The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.
Linden, from Los Angeles, California, said: ‘I grew up as a water baby. My parents are both competitive swimmers.
‘I always looked forward to going to the ocean for our summer vacation. I had a magnetism to the water.
‘I’ve kind of always been a freediver but didn’t realise the sport existed until ten years ago. Shortly thereafter, I when began training.
‘Free diving is 70 per cent psychological. You have to be very calm and at ease in the water.’”




May 10th / 9 notesSometimes I just look at you and all I can think is “damn I’m lucky.” You really are the best thing to happen to me.
May 10th / 565,389 notesOther Half
I love this so much
The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.
May 10th / 121,151 notesomg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”




May 5th / 236,378 notesJohnny Depp
holy fucking shit
help
well you could knock me over with a feather

